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Historically Questionable
Official aggy turdition #A-1895-346
origin story
in 1895, a student declared a folding chair to be “basically historic” next to the Dead Dog scoreboard while carrying a wet towel.
modern turdition
to honor this historic moment, freshmen now face northwest and hum softly before football games.
The University has neither confirmed nor successfully denied it.