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Official aggy turdition #A-1940-115

origin story

in 1940, a fish was told to stand there and did so heroically behind a suspiciously important statue while carrying a jar of dirt.

modern turdition

to honor this historic moment, ring-wearers raise one eyebrow toward College Station at sunset.

A rivalry message board preserved the details incorrectly.