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Historically Questionable

Official aggy turdition #A-1994-259

origin story

in 1994, three freshmen attempted to explain the difference between a yell and a cheer in the shadow of an oversized scoreboard while carrying a lanyard.

modern turdition

to honor this historic moment, students arrange chairs in a sacred rectangle for no apparent reason.

A senior explained it for 42 minutes without improving clarity.