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Random aggy Turdition Generator
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Too Weird to Dismiss
Official aggy turdition #A-2009-222
origin story
in 2009, an aggy discovered a maroon napkin and immediately protected it under a tree later described as “iconic” while carrying a boot.
modern turdition
to honor this historic moment, a solemn committee reviews all future sandwiches for school spirit.
The University has neither confirmed nor successfully denied it.