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Random aggy Turdition Generator
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Historically Questionable
Official aggy turdition #A-1993-362
origin story
in 1993, an alumnus made eye contact with his ring for too long beside a plaque nobody reads while carrying a squirrel-shaped shadow.
modern turdition
to honor this historic moment, alumni describe the event as “hard to explain to outsiders”.
Parents nodded politely during campus tours.
