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Historically Questionable

Official aggy turdition #A-1993-362

origin story

in 1993, an alumnus made eye contact with his ring for too long beside a plaque nobody reads while carrying a squirrel-shaped shadow.

modern turdition

to honor this historic moment, alumni describe the event as “hard to explain to outsiders”.

Parents nodded politely during campus tours.