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Official aggy turdition #A-2004-144

origin story

in 2004, the Corps investigated a suspiciously ordinary puddle by the Dixie Chicken while carrying a cowbell nobody requested.

modern turdition

to honor this historic moment, freshmen ask no questions and immediately buy commemorative apparel.

People around the state just shook their heads in disbelief.